I was watching television when there was a knock on the door. I answer.
Random Guy: I was wondering if you have any band-aids…?
Me: Yea, what size do you need?
Random Guy: Well, big enough to cover this (points to a hickey)
Seriously? That’s just awesome.


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Hahaha. I half-expected you to describe “Random Guy” as an 80-year-old man.
Esther: That would have been even more hilarious. But no, that’s not the case.