Only the cool kids pee their pants
These past few days I’ve watched 3 and a half Rocky movies, almost went fishing, drove around my town more than I’ve ever wanted to, almost got slightly buzzed, played Connect 4 (which by the way I rock at), played Spongebob Squarepants Monopoly and I’m not afraid to admit that I got my ass kicked in it.
These past few days have gone by really fast. So fast in fact that I completely forgot about Gaby’s birthday which was yesterday. I already apologized to her, but I’ll do it again, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. Everyone wish her a happy birthday 
There’s a reason that this post is titled “Only the cool kids pee their pants” but I’m afraid I can’t tell you why. I could, but then I’d be a complete asshole, and that wouldn’t be very nice of me. No, I didn’t pee my pants, and no neither did Ness, but let’s just say that someone I know, peed their pants. It was interesting. Ok, it was hilarious.
Cleveland isn’t as ghetto as I thought it would be. I mean, I haven’t seen it all, but I thought that what I have seen would have been worse. We went down to Akron on Wednesday night to a gay bar. It was a lot of fun. There was some sort of shower dance contest which involved half naked men dancing in little inflatable pool, with a shower head or two running with water. All I really remember is that I didn’t want to see what I saw. I remember seeing some bare man ass, some ball sack, and some other things through wet boxer briefs that I didn’t really want to see. Other than that, it was a lot of fun.
I think we’re going to head to IHOP tonight after Ness gets home from work. Can I tell you how much I love IHOP? Seriously. We don’t have one in Olean, and I’ve only been twice before in my whole entire life. Well, we went yesterday so that makes three times. It’s so good though. Seriously, breakfast, it’s the best meal of the day and IHOP pancakes are the best. Seriously.
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oh my god… you’ve only been to ihop 3 times? I freaking love ihop, we go all the time. i like the grain and nut pancakes. I can’t believe you don’t have an ihop there… well, I mean, I can believe it. you have a beef and barrel, but no starbucks, but still, I feel bad for you.
Yea, we have nothing. I wish we had a Starbucks, but then again, if we did, I wouldn’t ever sleep because I’d be too buzzed on caffeine.
Sounds like it’s been a fun time, Josh.
Ball sack and all. Okay, no ball sack. That sounded disgusting. Ugh.
Condolences to the pants-pee-er.
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Waffle House is awesome. The End.
@Esther: Yea, I was pretty traumatized by it. I didn’t really want to see any ball sack, but I guess that’s what you get for going to a gay club on dance in the shower night.
@Peroty: LOL. IHOP just rocks. We’ve been going there like every day, well almost.
i don’t care that you’re having an awesome time. i miss you too much
but i’m glad you’re time away from the computer is paying off. even if it sucks for me.
Lisa: Don’t worry! You’ll be a part of the offline fun as well soon