My sister is a perv
I went downstairs to enjoy a nice, family dinner. We were eating spaghetti. Nicole doesn’t really say anything that I would put on here, for the most part because she doesn’t say things like “Eisenhower invented electricity,” but today she was acting like her normal ADD self and was saying some rather…uh…weird things. Things that you wouldn’t normally hear from a twelve year old. She’s a very smart shithead, in that she knows more than she should about certain things.
Dinner was pretty much done and I was cleaning up my mess when she started saying things about my MySpace profile. For the record, I haven’t changed anything on my MySpace profile in forever and no, this was never on there. She said that on my MySpace profile I had written that I liked DD boobies, especially ones that were juicy (whatever that means) and that I liked to lick them.
She then suggested that I change all my screen names to boobylicker101. That’s totally me, so next time you see me online, it’ll be under that screen name, because we all know that I enjoy such things.
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Wouldn’t that be Awesomeboobielicker101?
If I ever ran across a juicy booby I would be very, very afraid because I have wandered into the kitchen and found a citrus fruit. And while delicious, fruits are not the same.
what’s a juicy boob? that’s gross. though, really, from what i can tell, you really do like boobs. a lot. not that you talk to your 12 year old sister about that. hopefully.
It would be awesomeboobielicker101! I’m not exactly sure what a juicy booby is…possibly one that makes your mouth drool? I’m not exactly sure…hm.
@Mandy: I do love boobs, a lot, I’m just not too sure about juicy boobs. I don’t really know what those are, even though I’ve been trying to think of what they are since she told me about them. And for the record, no I don’t talk to my 12 year old sister about boobs, nor my 15 year old sister nor my 20 year old sister. That would be weird.
*is half tempted to create a 9R name of “awesomeboobielicker101″ and follow you around Notes creating boobie-related responses to your notes*
*innocent grin*
This entry made me literally laugh out loud! Awsomeboobielicker101! LOL. Yeah man, boobies are cool. Except for the blue footed boobies, those just poop all over the place.
@peroty: I triple dog dare you.
@Ben: Glad we could give you a laugh. Yea, I’m not a fan of the blue footed boobies that poop. I have an intense fear of both birds and poop.
I fear the wrath of Scrivs ™ for creating multiple accounts so I won’t. But you never know when and where the awesomeboobielicker101 might show up.
Also, you know you could have the world’s best comedic podcast if you just gave your sister(s) a mic and hit record.
Hahahahaha this is a funny story.
@Peroty: I call the myspace name! I want awesomeboobielicker101 as my MySpace name.
@Julian: It is a funny story. And true. I have tons more of funny, true stories about my sisters, but if I wrote about everything then I wouldn’t ever sleep.
Please at least write a few of them…