Josh

Most of the people that know me think I’m weird.  And you know what?  I totally am.  I won’t deny it, and if you say I’m not, you’re lying.  But I think it’s the weird things that make me unique and make me fun to be around.  So, to get to know me a bit better, I’ve compiled a list, a list that highlights things that make me weird, awesome, cool, silly, funny, and special. 

• I like musical theater.  No, it does not make me gay (Mandy), it infuses me with culture.  Rent is by far, by far, my most favorite musical.  I know every word, to every song, and I’ve seen the movie a gazillion times.
• When making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I must lay out the bread side by side.  I then have to place the peanut butter (preferably crunchy) on the right peice, and jelly on the left.  I will only eat strawberry jelly with pb&j.  I then have to place the peanut butter covered bread on top of the jelly, so when I pick it up it is on the bottom.  If I don’t do it that way, I won’t eat it.  Yea, I’m weird.
• I talk to my dog like he’s a human.  But if you knew him, then you’d know why.  He seriously is like a human.  Spend a day with him, get to know him, and not only will you see what I mean, but he’ll steal your heart.  He’s that good.  Oh, and he’s a cocky bastard.  He knows he’s cute and he knows how to use it to his advantage.
• I am a pirate.  Yes, as in “shiver me timbers” pirate.  If you don’t believe me, give me a call or hang out with me.  You’ll see.
• I am terribly afraid of heights.  I jump and I scream like a little girl.  I also don’t like weird stair cases, such as spiral ones where you can look down and see the bottom.  One time, Gaby and I went to Cabrillo National Monument in San Diego and there was this light house.  She wanted to go up the spiral staircase.  I had a panic attack.  I couldn’t even be in the light house.  I waited outside while she went up the stairs.
• I like chick flicks.  I have a soft spot for them.  I don’t care if it makes me less masculine, that’s just how I roll.
• There are only a few movies that I can watch over and over and over again.  The Star Wars trilogy is one of them.  Others include: Casablanca, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Godfather Parts I, II, III, and Harry Potter.
• When a new Harry Potter book comes out, I have to re-read the whole series.  You won’t hear from me for a week when the new one comes out this summer.
• You have no idea how excited I am for the new Harry Potter movie to come out.  You just have no idea.
• I’m stubborn as hell.  I will literally tell you that the earth is flat just to be stubborn.  I’ve done it before.
• I’m a picky eater so I don’t often try new things.  But I can tell you, that six months of persistance will get you somewhere.  Ask Gaby.  She tried to get me to eat a catapillar roll for the longest time, and I finally tried it, and loved it.
• I never really watched porn.  I watched it once in awhile.  Even now, porn kind of scares me.  Sometimes it’s entertaining, but mostly, I just can’t watch it.  I will tell you however, that I do watch Anime Porn.  Just because I find it hilarious.
• I am a perv.  I like being a perv.  I have a lot of dirty thoughts.  It’s the Catholic in me trying to rebel.  And most of the time, I have no filter and I’ll say what I’m thinking.  So, I’m sorry if I ever offend you, I apologize in advance.

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