Josh

A couple of days ago I received my free library card for The New York Public Library.  No, I’m not going to NYC anytime soon, but they do have a nice collection of free e-books and audio books that you can download for free.  So now I have a nice list of free e-books I’m going to read.  It’s a whole lot easier than going to the library in Olean, which smells really bad anyway.  I like being lazy.

If you live in New York State, you can get a NYPL card too.

I’m a bit pissed off too.  While I was doing my laundry, one of my hoodies (I love hoodies) got some bleach on it and now it’s ruined.  I don’t know how it got bleach on it because I’m not an idiot and I don’t put bleach in washing machines.  The only other explanation is my dumbass of a  sister, Stephanie.  She came over while I was doing my laundry and I told her she could do hers because I wasn’t about to listen to her bitch.  She doesn’t have to do her laundry here, she has her own place.  So after she was done with her laundry, like right after, I wanted to finish mine.  The next day I brought all my folded clothes upstairs and I wanted to wear that particular hoodie, and I go to put it on and bleach stains! My life as I know it is ruined.  In NY, hoodies are a valuable commodity, and now I’m down a hoodie, and it’s snowing right now.  (To document this historic snow, I’ve made a video tape which I’ll upload later for everyone’s enjoyment.)

The next clothing mishap happened with my favorite jeans in the whole wide world.  I’ve had them forever, since I was 18 or 19, and they started getting pretty thin and they had a couple of holes in them.  But not the kind of holes that make the jeans look all skanky, the cool “fashion holes”.  Anyway, I was wearing them yesterday and Ralphie got excited and his claw ripped one of the holes bigger.   Fine with me, I’ll still where them.  But as I was bending over to pick something up, my knee got caught in the hole and tore it a big one.  So now, I’m down a hoodie and my favorite pair of jeans.

I’ll be alright in a few minutes.  I’ll find another pair of favorite jeans in about a month or two and I’ll get another hoodie, and all will be right in the world again.

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